Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Fruit Section

I finally learned what a kumquat is. It looks like a small orange testicle without a sac.

Which brings me to balls...

The plastic ones in the shape of testicles hanging off the back of so many trucks. For one thing, balls ain't pretty. That's not what I think of when I think of naked men. And the truck ones are usually blue. Do you really want to be associated with blue balls? That you aren't getting any?

Really people we must rethink our car decor. No more blue flame steering wheel covers. No more flowers everywhere. Fuzzy dice are ok. I will let those slide.


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