Oh, baby
I like Ben Franklin as a historical person, he's a good guy (come on, he wanted our national bird to be a turkey, that's genius) but he was wrong about one thing. God gave us coffee (not alcohol) because he loves us and wants us to be happy. I am very happy with my medium vanilla soy latte that I picked up on my way into work this morning.
posted by HelloBettyLou @ 8:49 AM
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Hmmm... I agree that coffee is awesome, but it does not replace alcohol. Beer is still king.
Beer will not wake you up in teh morning, keep you going all night or give you that warm, satisfied feeling. Coffee rules.
Actually, the only other amazing thing on this otherwise dull planet that will wake you up in the morning, keep you going all night, and satisfy you (or anyone) is great sex with someone you really like.
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