V-Day Match
Nothing is better than starting your day with mittens. I found my lost mitten in the car and I wore them todayHappy Valentine's Day, I usually don't consider this a holiday, but I am in such a great mood, I figure, why not - HAPPY V-DAY!
I finally broke down and signed up for Match.com. I've already been winked at twice. Once by a pretty cute guy and one not so cute guy (his profile said " The main course has arrived and now that you...", Can we all say, ICK!) This give me hope. Also, the mom pretty much called me a ho last night when I told her about the whole Match.com thing (although she is helping me pay for my membership). I am not a ho, nor am I a slut. I have been dating for 10 years, I know how it's done. The one time, ONE TIME I slept with a guy on the first date, it turned into a year long relationship. So there. Also, I know not to let people know where I live (no one knows where I live), I know to go to public places with clearly marked exits and multiple escape routes. Please, I know my shit. I may not choose the right guy, but I know where to go.
I supposedly have plans with my girlfriends tonight, but the plan has not been revealed to me so we shall see if anything happens. If nothing does, I have Little Miss Sunshine waiting for me at home.
I hope all is well in your world. Youngest is very sick, ear infection (bad cold and a lot a hormonally induced sleep is apparently a bad combination). My Nephnie is now more drugged than a rock star.
2 Comments:
Hey Bettylou, You always blow things out of proportion. I did not say and do not think you are a ho. I just know that in the past, you have been to quick to jump in the sack and I'm sure have some regrets. Date a lot, have fun, don't plan to fall in love and be very dicerning even with a little liquor in your system. That seems to be your most vulneralbe state of mind. Never bring any one home with you till after the 10th date. Love MOM
Tenth date, are you nuts?! I know you love me and are only looking out for me and I love you for it. It will be different this time (I say that a lot, I know). No alcohol at least until the 5th date. And I want to date a lot, it's been a while since I went on a real one, I want to see if they've changed.
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