Bitter? No, Not Me
I am not bitter or sad that my younger sisters are getting married and having babies before me and you know why?
I AM A PIRATE!
I can do anything I want without consequence or repercussion. I am not legally bound to another person who has a good chance of pissing me off for the next 50 years and I don't like children. They are unruly and annoying. I like being able to do ANYTHING I WANT!
I AM A PIRATE. ARRRRRRR!
posted by HelloBettyLou @ 9:13 AM
3 Comments:
You got me thinking.
Health, learning, friends and family are what keep me happy. An unfruitful relationship of any type is NOT worth it, and it's better to be without. Eventually, my friends and cousins will marry, have children and won't have the same amount of free time as they do now. If I remain single, I will need to find companionship in other ways to fill those voids. Having a lifelong partner needs to be the best relationship of my life. I have to learn to be less self-centered first, and more giving.
For the time being I think every family benefits from someone that remains single like me. We are the caretakers, the adventurers, the mascots :).
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Bah, that's what cats and masturbation are for, but not at the same time.
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