My New Man
My next man will be a combination of the following:Him, Him and This ...
And Him...ooohh and Him.
Tall, Brooding and British (or Welsh, I'll take any British Isle).
Knows his way around a sword and a horse. And possibly an axe
Has a wise and witty remark for everything.
I want a knight, a modern one. Chivalrous and good.
Is that so much to ask for?
posted by HelloBettyLou @ 7:15 PM
6 Comments:
So you'll settle with a guy on stilts, who has bad teeth, watches Wimbledon, works in rural area with horses and cows, red plastic swords in appetizers, and will wrap up an ivory chess piece in a box for you?
Have a good holiday, Lou, it's nice catching up with you?
Yeah, pretty much. I'll take it all. Nice catching up with you too
I have it on good authority that knights were pretty smelly, since bathing wasn't all the rage back in the dark ages. And witty and wise? It'd be a rare knight indeed. Still, I've held out for more elusive things.
I don't want a Dark Ages knight, you clods, I just want someone different this go around. Someone with a big sword.
Where's the Halloween store when you still need it? The big swords people could've wrapped up and gave to you for Xmas....
Knights are still out there, and some of them even single...i know it sounds crazy, but I think I have proof.
They're just not in the package u expect them to be.
So are u still against meeting my brother? He's got an eastern Euro accent...if that helps, and totally different looking than me, all dark, baby.
I don't know about his sword, and that's a very good thing.
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