Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Seriously?

I read an article today, which I can no longer find (bugger). It appears that a couple were arguing and he threw or stabbed her with a carrot and now she's blind in one eye (despite 6 hours of surgery).

There is a bit of irony in this story. Weren't we always told that carrots were good for our eyes? Help is see in the dark and all.

Think about it. She was wounded by a vegetable. What's next...death by fruit cup? Those mini carrots are kind of menacing, you have to admit.

Now children really do have a reason to hate veggies.

4 Comments:

At 12:43 PM , Blogger Vile Blasphemer said...

What's next, a potato bludgeoning?

 
At 4:05 PM , Blogger HelloBettyLou said...

I was thinking something involving a wayward head of cauliflower

 
At 4:18 PM , Blogger sheashedeed said...

What about asparagus spears? They even have a weapon name!

 
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