Grumpy
No, not me. I am good, tired, but good (that will teach me to take a 3 hour nap on Sunday afternoon, damn PMS). No, the grump today is Youngest. Apparently, my future nephnie is growing in the belly of the surliest mama in existence. You'd think she'd be happy. No morning sickness to speak of, the father is around, she has a supportive family, blah, blah, blah.Well, apparently all this goodness is not rubbing off on her. I hope it's rubbing off on the nugget. Just because she can't take her anti-D's while she's preggo doesn't mean she has to be in a mood.
Personally, I know I will be miserable when I am pregnant. I have a weak stomach as it is , add a foreign biological and I am done for. It will be a sight, hopefully I will marry comfortable and won't have to get up and work while I'm pregnant.
Fun places I've thrown up (yeah, I know, gross):
Highway on-ramp (medication interaction)
Tower Station, London, England (getting on train rights after eating near whole Magahrita pizza, not recommended)
Playground (thus ruining a perfectly cute sailor suit, I think this one was caused by food poisoning, I was 7).
Countless others, I was a very sick child.
Eating healthy, Day 6: I am doing good, no lapses. I have been controlling my portions and eating right, I think, I hope. I have rediscovered the joy of Graham Cracker consumption. You wonder why our parents gave us such great tasting snacks, apparently they are reasonably healthy for you. Either that or it got something in your mouth so you'd shut up. Might be a combination of the two.
posted by HelloBettyLou @ 4:38 PM
8 Comments:
I threw up on a girl's art project once, but it was a different kind of morning sickness. Wouldn't it be kind of nasty to see how long you can drag out a conversation on throwing up? There's got to be a homework assignment in there somewhere....
I COULDN'T COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE CLEANED UP YOUR SPEW. I'D DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. LOVE MOM
That's why you're the mom, the bestest mom ever
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I once woke up in the middle of thie night and threw up in my book bag which was laying by the bed, and went back to sleep
Chinchilla, did you turn in your homework the next day? Oh, and was there THROW UP on it?
Ah, yacking, my favourite topic. I once went to a midterm exam totally wasted, threw up in my mouth 20min into the exam, ran out, found a bathroom, projectile vomited into the sink, realized as an afterthought that I made it to the right bathroom, threw up some more, went back into the exam and kept on writing. The proctor seemed more amused than anything, though I was totally smashed so who knows what was happening. The exam was at 8:30am and I went back to sleep for another 4-5h when I got home afterwards, and was hung over for another day after that. It was great and I took a two year break from vodka as a result. I want to have kids just to tell them this story and see what becomes of them. I'm such a gentleman.
Tough morning so far, couldn't find the chalk because some of the kids THREW chalk UP on top of the chalkboard in that ledge.
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