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Can Porcupines Give the Finger?

I went out with Melanie and Vieve this week. Always fun, getting together with the girls. We went to dinner and a movie. Yes, I broke my diet, but it's one slip, not like I murdered someone. Anyway we have come to the conclusion that the perfect man includes none of the following traits:

Is named Steve
Is an only child
Has a small penis.

We must find non-Steve named men with siblings and large penises. Yes, this is what twenty-something girls talk about. We save the intellectual stuff for our dates.

We went to the $1.50 movie theater, because like me, they are poor. We saw "Open Season" which was cute, badly lit, but cute. At one point I thought I saw an animated porcupine give the lead character the finger, but looking back, it may have been a thumbs up sign, who knows.

Spending time with the gals, who are roommates, made me think that living alone isn't all it's cracked up to be. Yes, I do enjoy the freedom of walking around naked, but how often do I do that, OK, everyday, but only when I just get out of the shower, so it's organic nakedness. But, it's really expensive and it would be so much fun to have a girlfriend around to talk to. This range of thinking is quite adventitious because Daria is looking for a new roommate for next year (this summer, actually). I figure she's tired of living with guys, brothers, past and current roommates, etc. They're gross. Trust me. I lived with 4. So we are going to get a house together and save money. It will be so much fun, and if she pisses me off, as I have said to her already, I can lock myself in my room or shuttle her off to Brian's.

posted by HelloBettyLou @ 12:16 PM